"We are never ever gonna be immortal"--another parody

I remember when I saw it
His fangs out
Saying I'll eat you, you little girl
And he
Didn't even wait to bite my neck
So gross, so scared,
Un-human, ew.
Then he tried to turn me into them, like I
Didn't have a life, not important, trust me
Remember how he looked into my eyes,
And made it so blurry, no freedom, no time to
say no way
Ooooh, I hate you vamps, just go away
Ooooh, this time, I won't be tricked, I won't be tricked

We are never ever gonna be immortal
We are never ever gonna be immortal
You go drink some fresh blood give some fresh blood not to me
But  we are never ever gonna be immortal
Like, ever

I'm really not a fan of drinking blood
Nasty
Inconvenient
Not to mention hard
To keep
Dead friends and family in your stomach
Not me
Rather not be
The scum of the Earth
Thank you

Oooh, I hate you vamps, just go away
Oooh, this time, I won't be tricked, I won't be tricked

We are never ever gonna be immortal
We are never ever gonna be immortal
You go drink some fresh blood, give some fresh blood, not to me
But we are never ever gonna be immortal
Oooh Ooh

I used to think
that I could endeavor
And I used to say
Vamps were so damn cool

So he tears me up, and he's like, be one of us,
And I'm like, I just, I mean,
Life is SO dangerous
You know, like
I am NEVER gonna be immortal
Like ever
No

We are never ever gonna be immortal
We are never ever gonna be immortal
You go drink some fresh blood, give some fresh blood not to me
But we are never ever gonna be immortal

Oooh, Oooh