"Just Bite"--A parody by Kira Marshall-McKelvey and Maria Landschoot

“Just bite” Red blood, Dracula, oh-oh eh I’ve had a little bit too much, much All of the blood, it start to rush, start to rush by How does he sparkle man Can’t find your birthday again Where is my will, I lost my mind, mind What’s gonna happen to my soul? I love your eyes, baby, but  can’t see you in the mirror anymore Keep on sucking, what’s the name of this vamp? I cannot move but it’s alright, a-alright Just bite, gonna be your last, da doo-doo-mm Just bite, make those marks babe, da da doo-doomm Just bite, gonna be your last, b-b-b-bite Bite, bite, just j-j-just bite Wish I could get my fangs out, oh oh oh-oh How’d I get your blood in my mouth Control your progeny babe, baby vamps have tempers they say And we’re all getting glamoured tonight, oh oh oh-oh What’s going on in New Orleans I love your eyes baby, but can’t see you in the mirror anymore Keep on sucking, what’s the name of this vamp? I cannot move, but it’s alright, a-alright Just bite, gonna be your last, da da doo-doo-mm. Just bite, make those marks babe, da da doo-mm, just bite gonna be your last, b-b-b-bite bite, bite, just j-j-just When I come out of the coffin checkin’ out that fangbanger, can’t believe my eyes, so many blood bags ready to suck, ain’t gon’ give it up, steady tryin’ to stake it up like a magistrar, I’ma bite it and drink it ‘til next night yeah Compton I can see that you want so much human the way you’re drooling with them fangs more and more And now there’s no reason at all why you can’t make me one of you in the meantime take my clothes and let me watch you sink your teeth and bite, gonna be your last, da da doo-doo-mm, just bite, make that mark babe, da da doo-doo-mm just bite, gonna be your last, da da doo-doo-mm, just bite, make that mark babe, da da doo-doo-mm Just bite gonna be your last, b-b-b-bite Bite, bite, just j-j-just bite Woo! Let’s hunt! Half demonic, sick, hemoglobin, got my coven, it’s symbiotic half demonic, sick, hemoglobin, got my coven with Godric, Half demonic, sick, hemoglobin, got my coven, it’s symbiotic, half demonic, sick, hemoglobin, got my coven with Godric. Go! Use your teeth, scrape it out, eat it, tear I want it, just stay sane enough to stop it, Not yet! Suck it, bite it, fangs out, need it, take the resto (I got it) in my veins-o (I got it) Just bite, gonna be your last, da da doo-doo-mmm, Just bite, make that mark babe, da da doo-doo-mm Just bite, gonna be your last, da da doo-doo-mm, Just bite, make that mark babe, da da doo-doo-mm, Just bite gonna be your last, b-b-b-bite, Bite, bite, just j-j-just bite