What High School Taught Me

1) It is essential to wake up two hours before your bus comes in order to burn your head.
2) Never sit on the front of the bus. This section is purely designated for nerds and freshmen.
3) Even if two of your classes are right next to each other, it is never okay to arrive five minutes early. Go stare at your locker for two minutes if you have to.
4) One does not study in study hall. This period is designated for tetris, gossip, or getting past internet blocks and staring at facebook.
5) One does homework not at home, but in a mad dash before first period.
6) The school dress code is "violated" only depending on how big your boobs are.
7) During your lunch period, you either brave the cafeteria food, or you go home. Except you will receive un-ending mockery if you go home. So you either brave the cafeteria food, or you starve. Packed lunches indicate that you do calculus in your spare time.
8) If a group of friends sit on the back of the bus and the only empty seat is in that vicinity, said group of friends will claim they are going to set your hair on fire.
9) The only acceptable hairstyle (for girls) is one that is accomplished by almost setting your hair on fire.
10) Never EVER tell your friends, family or pet naked mole rat what you learned that day. Ever.

So high school...that was a thing that happened.

Namaste.