Yogic Pickup Lines

"I drank Kombucha in my bed last night...what did you do?"

"I can feel your shakti touching me from the other side of the room."

"I'll down your dog."

"Can I take you Ommmmmm?"

"Your beauty has blinded my third eye."

"Just doing my regular morning stretches."

"With you, I'll be your strongest warrior II."

"You make me want to jump on that airplane."

"I don't even need any ghee, you make me so clarified."
"I'll even stay up until 9PM for you."


Namaste.